:)I love these.
(via tmongold)
What happens when you try to please everyone?
An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.” They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying “How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey”. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.
http://qaspire.com/2009/02/26/what-happens-whey-you-try-to-please-everybody/
"Community"
- TROY: Why does being a librarian make her even hotter?
- ABED: They're keepers of knowledge -- she holds the answers to all our questions like "Will you marry me?" and "Why are there still libraries?"
- TROY: I want to be a book, she can pick me up flip through my pages, make sure no one drew wieners in me.
I’m upset that I’d probably never be able to spend 12 thousand dollars to have this.
pink ponytail
- Zoe: Hey! Is that my ponytail?
- Jade: It's a ponytail. It's not like I'm going to shove it up my butt.
